Scarlet Harlot relish has arrived. Fashionably late, but always with a date. Don't let that give you a false sense of security. She is infectious. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT let her near your man. At least not without a spare Cuban handy. One night and she's everybody's.
Scarlet Harlot enjoys the company of full-bodied curries, pizzas, cheese toasties, nachos, chips and crudités… to name but a few scrumptious bed fellows.
Scarlet Harlot contains tomatoes, onions, vinegar, corn flour, organic brown sugar & an array of delicious spices that will whet the palate and impress your party guests.
These saucy delights will provide scintillating conversation pieces at your next party. They are available to be ordered directly out of Melbourne town. All love letters to be directed to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Love from My Red Dress.